Monday, July 26, 2004

Laugh is good for health

1 . I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.

2. I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.

3. If I save time, when do I get it back?

4. Where there's a will , I want to be in it.

5. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

6. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

7. The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

8. As I said before, I never repeat myself.

9. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

10. In a communist rule all are equal; some are more equal.

11. A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.

12. If at first you don't succeed , skydiving is not for you.

13. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who is left.

14. Best way to prevent a hangover is to stay drunk.

15. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

16. If your father is a poor man , it is your fate but , if your father-in-law is a poor man , it's your stupidity.

17. I was born intelligent .... education ruined me.

18. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... What more can I say !

19. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for ?

20. Since light travels faster than sound , people appear bright until you hear them speak.

21. How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?

22. Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.

23. The Best of Proverbs :
Should women have children after 35 ?
No, 35 children are enough

24. Living on Earth may be expensive...but it includes an annual free
trip around the Sun....!

25. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep !

So what ? who's in a hurry ?

27. A drunk was hauled into court.
"Mister", the judge began, "you've been brought here for drinking...."
"Great," the drunk exclaimed . When do we get started ?

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