1 . I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.
2. I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.
3. If I save time, when do I get it back?
4. Where there's a will , I want to be in it.
5. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
6. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
7. The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
8. As I said before, I never repeat myself.
9. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
10. In a communist rule all are equal; some are more equal.
11. A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
12. If at first you don't succeed , skydiving is not for you.
13. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who is left.
14. Best way to prevent a hangover is to stay drunk.
15. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
16. If your father is a poor man , it is your fate but , if your father-in-law is a poor man , it's your stupidity.
17. I was born intelligent .... education ruined me.
18. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... What more can I say !
19. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for ?
20. Since light travels faster than sound , people appear bright until you hear them speak.
21. How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?
22. Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.
23. The Best of Proverbs :
Should women have children after 35 ?
No, 35 children are enough
24. Living on Earth may be expensive...but it includes an annual free
trip around the Sun....!
25. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep !
26. ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY .
So what ? who's in a hurry ?
27. A drunk was hauled into court.
"Mister", the judge began, "you've been brought here for drinking...."
"Great," the drunk exclaimed . When do we get started ?
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